Post by [-44-] Hue Jorgan on Jun 6, 2008 19:46:40 GMT
one of the other forums I frequent had a cracking thread that made me laugh out loud
the young lad posted a question (to a complete bunch of strangers)
I am getting Married, what should I expect?
some of the replies are mint
here ya go......
Teejay posted:
You'll put on about 2 stone.
She'll put on 4.
Oral sex will mean talking about other people having sex.
Everytime she opens her mouth all you'll hear is the sound like a vacuum cleaner, because it just becomes noise.
Enjoy.
PeachBum posted:
Just tip up all your money and do what you're told and you'll be OK
Fishpaste posted:
I am finding very little to look forward to about the day itself. As I understand it, I have to wear unseasonably warm clothing, lie to people about being glad to see them, then feed them, then thank them for allowing me to feed them, then abandon all dignity by dancing in public, then feed them again.
Gromit Posted:
Be careful of that food that causes women to put on 3 stone and go off sex completely.
Wedding Cake.
PTR Posted:
Misery
Full Well Posted:
Actually, in my experience, the 'how's yer fatha' is champion until the first young un arrives on the scene.
Then you realise that you're just been utilised by her indoors to fulfill her hormonal requirements.
Trust me – it’s my 27th wedding anniversary the morra.
Bloody hell, hope I can still get a card locally at this time of night!
PoshBod Posted;
misery and an empty bank account
ShaunBoy Posted:
no blow jobs, loss of hair unless you got none now, 3 stone on, kids, no more play money, hospital from all the d.i.y jobs,you not done out and you have been off work,then 3 grand to get a divorce
happy days
MurrayOut Posted:
All I can say is that I honestly and truly wish I had never got married
the young lad posted a question (to a complete bunch of strangers)
I am getting Married, what should I expect?
some of the replies are mint
here ya go......
Teejay posted:
You'll put on about 2 stone.
She'll put on 4.
Oral sex will mean talking about other people having sex.
Everytime she opens her mouth all you'll hear is the sound like a vacuum cleaner, because it just becomes noise.
Enjoy.
PeachBum posted:
Just tip up all your money and do what you're told and you'll be OK
Fishpaste posted:
I am finding very little to look forward to about the day itself. As I understand it, I have to wear unseasonably warm clothing, lie to people about being glad to see them, then feed them, then thank them for allowing me to feed them, then abandon all dignity by dancing in public, then feed them again.
Gromit Posted:
Be careful of that food that causes women to put on 3 stone and go off sex completely.
Wedding Cake.
PTR Posted:
Misery
Full Well Posted:
Actually, in my experience, the 'how's yer fatha' is champion until the first young un arrives on the scene.
Then you realise that you're just been utilised by her indoors to fulfill her hormonal requirements.
Trust me – it’s my 27th wedding anniversary the morra.
Bloody hell, hope I can still get a card locally at this time of night!
PoshBod Posted;
misery and an empty bank account
ShaunBoy Posted:
no blow jobs, loss of hair unless you got none now, 3 stone on, kids, no more play money, hospital from all the d.i.y jobs,you not done out and you have been off work,then 3 grand to get a divorce
happy days
MurrayOut Posted:
All I can say is that I honestly and truly wish I had never got married